The Meanest Bear

Confession of a Tool of the Establishment

After a lot of soul searching, I have decided to come clean about how me and my government friends covered up 9/11 and a lot of other stuff.

- 1-18-08 -

Slow Burn: Story of a Fire Mage

The untold story of Acetyl the mage, chronicling his rise, fall, and superhuman stupidity.
Up to Chapter 3 so far!

- updated 1-15-08 -

THE SCENE

Just one new goth comic but it was kind of hard to draw so it counts as two.

- updated 1-15-08 -

How To Write A Science Cop Show

TV's science detectives solve impossible crimes with state of the art science in shows filled with suspenseful twists and turns. You think you're good enough to write one yourself? Well, you probably are.

Editorial: Cancer is Bad

I know I'm going to take a lot of flak for this, but I felt it was about time someone spoke up and took the bold stance that cancer is bad. You can't muzzle the truth!

Marketing to the Female Gamer

My bachelor's in biology gives me an expert's credential on Marketing to the Female Gamer, which I explore in-depth.

Eragon Review

The beloved children's book Kevin the Dragon makes a successful transition to the big screen in the form of Eragon.

Superman Returns Review

Finally, the much awaited Superman Returns review by our very own The Revisionist. A long time coming, but certainly worth the wait.

Random Short Stories

These are some short stories that are extremely random and about nothing in particular, but have been considered amusing by certain interested parties.

The Ballad of Salmon Frisby - Inspired by a conversation with barcoded. A really odd conversation.

Why I'm Better Than You: A Love Story - Commissioned by nate, who gave me the title and said go.